Me: he’s like a drunk old man after he eats! Lactation specialist: he’s like a drunk college student you find in a field the next morning...

4 Years Ago. hates when I request it. But it’s A JAM!

“Do you have a change machine?” “No, I can give you quarters at the bar.” (Hour later) “The change machine in the back took my dollar.” “We don’t have a change machine. That’s a cigarette machine.” Dollar graveyard found behind the cigarette machine.

Ugh, the neighbors who share a corner back yard with us are still partying & drunk off their tuckus tonight. And LOUD. It’s Sunday night/Monday am... people gotta work in the am. Take the party inside or Go to Bed and Shut UP already

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