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I would just really like to be a mermaid. Swim around all day. No legs to shave, long luscious hair, and starfish bras. I have big dreams.

: NCSU senior makes final stages of selection process for one way trip to Mars.

Snow is my favorite y'all. Gives me an excuse to pour a glass or four of gin and just enjoy life.

: Alex Sink rises to top in Florida special election: via

When in doubt, drink more wine y'all. Merry Christmas.

Imagine Christmas wishes shooting out of your eyes. A candy cake full of snow dreams. A stocking full of smiles. It's a Jordan Christmas.

The Texas Longhorns are college football's most valuable team

Women belong in the House...and the Senate.

: Wishing you all a happy and healthy National Guacamole Day.”

Monica & Chandler's twins would be 9 this year, Phoebe's triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. What the what!?

If I end up getting this visa it will be my favorite piece of paper ever.

: Young Conservatives of Texas Throw “Affirmative Action Bake Sale” At University of Texas:

: i’ve probably owned about 6000 bobby pins in my life and do you know how many i have now? maybe 5” @rmseay

: Ross: Someone at work ate my sandwich. Chandler: Well, what did the police say?"

Having the hottest pledge class of all time for the 162nd year in a row.

: So excited to introduce the newest member of the Obama family—our puppy, Sunny!

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